Tracks 1-4 recorded in the practice pad in Chicago.

Homer - Bass / Monty - vocal / Otto - guitar / Kodos - drums

1 - Wolverine
2 - I Like Revenging (Thomas Jane Punisher Edition)
3 - Iron Man
4 - D'oh!

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5 - Everything's Coming Up Milhouse
6 - Use The Forks
7 - Not Lenny

LYRICS

Iron Man, Iron Man
does whatever an iron can
Straightens clothes, drinks a lot
all alone, has some shots
Oh yeah, he is the Iron Man

Is he drunk? Listen, bud
he's got more alcohol than blood
Can he drink lots of beer?
'course he can, have no fear
Oh yeah, he is the Iron Man

In the chill of the night
he'll be drinking some wine
Then he'll crash his suit and pass out just in time

Iron Man, Iron Man
Tony Stark is the Iron Man
Wealth and fame, he's adored
likes his scotch by the quart
Oh yeah, he is the Iron Man

In the chill of the night
he'll be drinking some wine
Then he'll fight The Dude and get 3 DUIs

Iron Man, Iron Man
does whatever an iron can
Straightens clothes, drinks a lot
all alone, has some shots
To him, drinking's a super power
it's always happy hour
When you're the Iron Man

I Like Revenging - Thomas Jane Punisher Edition

i was fighting John Travolta
'cause he killed my family
came up with an elaborate plan
made him think his wife's cheating
Tied his ankle up to a car
ruined his hair, so he's crying
Now he can't continue strutting
or practice Scientology

'cause I like revenging

i kidnapped a guy and i tricked him
burned him with a popsicle
then i learned a valuable lesson
about friends and all that bull
met a killer playing a guitar
and i had to end his life
now i wear a shirt with a skull
and date John Stamos's ex-wife...

Wolverine

wolverine, wolverine
shortest hero you've ever seen
pointy hair, metal claws,
fightin' for the mutant cause
oh yeah, he is the wolverine

is he tough? listen, BUB
his bones are adamantium
as X-Men go, he's the tops
steals Jean Grey from Cyclops
oh yeah, he is the wolverine

and like Alpha Flight
he is from Canada
he's aboot to fight, ay buddy, you betcha

wolverine, wolverine
weapon-x is the wolverine
snikty-snikt go his claws
mutton chops on his jaws
oh yeah, he is the wolverine

if you mock his height
then he'll slice you in two
with a fastball special from Colossus to you

wolverine, wolverine
he's stogie smokin' wolverine
villains run from the sound
of his nails on chalkboards
oh yeah, he's singin' 'O, Canada'
he's the best at what he does
he is the wolverine

D'OH!

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh

Music copyright 2009 Hired Goons.